In a move so bold it practically glitters, President Trump is taking matters into his own (golden) hands, personally verifying that America’s treasure trove at Fort Knox is still locked, stocked, and gleaming. Because when it comes to protecting America’s wealth, Trump isn’t about to take anyone’s word for it—he’s making sure our gold hasn’t […]
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In a move so bold it practically glitters, President Trump is taking matters into his own (golden) hands, personally verifying that America’s treasure trove at Fort Knox is still locked, stocked, and gleaming. Because when it comes to protecting America’s wealth, Trump isn’t about to take anyone’s word for it—he’s making sure our gold hasn’t mysteriously “disappeared” like a Clinton email.
And he’s not going alone! Enter Elon Musk, the Twitter king himself, heading up the brand-new Department of Government Efficiency (DOGE). Musk, ever the skeptic, has been stirring the pot on social media, asking the million (or should we say billion?) dollar question: “Who’s actually confirming that Fort Knox isn’t just a giant empty vault?” Good question, Elon!
